This morning I smelled gas in our neighborhood. Mr. Right called the gas company which is "Consumers" for us.
When I got to work I had this email from him -
"Consumers said they received over 500 calls this morning. They think it was a release from a factory but not natural gas because they have not detected any leak indications on any of their metering systems. He said he's been checking houses in the area all morning. He came into the house with some kind of yellow meter with a big stem on it and said there was zero detected gas in the home. Except when I farted".
I edited out the part where he told me I'm the most beautiful woman he has ever seen.
Not sure what factory they are referring to out there in the lakes/green acres area.
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I am cracking up at Mr. Right!!
If that was the case, i am sure the meter would have been going crazy at my house. My husband always says that "if you people could get paif for farting, you'd be rich!"
Ha! Happy SITS day. Thanks for the laugh:)
Men! Congratulations on your SITS day!
Hee hee! Mr. Right sounds like his sense of humor is the same as my dad's - and my dad is one of the funniest people I know (at least he can always crack me up). Hmmm, guess that means I at least appreciate his sense of humor, if not sharing in it since I'm a perfect lady and all... Wanna pull my finger? :)
Cheers!
That is too funny! Happy SITSday!
When the gas company comes by, they're supposed to be checking meters not pulling fingers.
:-)
rotf! he's got a way with words!
Hee! Too funny!
Goes along with what my DH says - I don't care who you are, f@rts are funny!
What man can resist making a fart joke with a natural or not-so-natural gas issue. lol Love it!
All men are alike, are they not? This is hysterical! Love your blog title, too!
Husbands seem to have a gift for that sometimes...
Funny!
Enjoy your SITS day!
Hilarious!
they definitely want to stay away from my house then...my hubby would have them looking for a leak.
A husband that makes you laugh is the best thing EVER!
I hope your SITS day is super!
I knew a "toot" was coming! LOL!
Happy SITS day!
HA! Too funny!! Thanks for the giggle. :)
Congrats on your SITS feature.
Men, they have to throw in their smart remarks. Too funny :D
That's, like, 20 times funnier in an e-mail than it would've been if he'd just said it!
BWHAaahaahaa
I can SOOO see Mr Right saying that. Hahaha!
Fart jokes never get old, do they?
So funny. Men are hilarious.
Who doesn't love a fart joke?
LOL I think it is a man thing.
Sounds like you got lucky with Mr Right and he's a keeper.
Too funy! I hope all is well and everyone in safe from all forms of gas. Farts included as I know in my family some can be quite deadly. Wink Wink.
How sweet that he added humor to soften what could have been a dangerous situation.
How sweet that he added humor to soften what could have been a dangerous situation.
hahaha. Congrats on your feature today!
LOL! What is it with guys and fart jokes?
Classic! better than pumping gas for the 1st time! Congrats for being the FB today!
Happy SITS Day! The love of a good fart joke for a man starts at an early age... my son is already doing it to me... and he's only 6.
LOL.
Happy SITS day! Hope the gas situation was relieved by the time you got home!
Funny! I seriously laughed out loud.
Do you ever wonder what women with non funny husbands do? Can you imagine how boring their life would be?
That was cute!
Jen
THAT was flippin hilarious!
Thanks for the laugh!
hee hee hee!
Happy SITS day!
I'd be on the safe side and not turn on any light switches for a while. Or is that a myth?
got yourself a true man there, hahaha. congrats on being the FB today!
too funny!
Cute story! Glad nothing blew up!
I think you should have kept in his loving comments...Farting and love in the same e-mail...that's a keeper!
Happy SITS day!!!
Haha, cute!!! Love your blog & congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROTFLMAO!
Congrats on your feature!
lol! hillarious! hope you're enjoying your SITS day!
gotta love a man who can make you laugh
Great story, happy SITS Day!
LOL! No matter how old they get, there still seems to be a 13-year-old boy in every man!
Yep, you know you're in love when they fart in front of you.
pretty strong gas detector, right?
Happy SITS day!
Happy SITS Day!!!!
That post cracked me up!!! Sounds like a story my sister-in-law would be telling!!!
Too bad we can't use that kind of gas!
HAPPY SITS DAY!!
LOL Too Funny.
Jessica
MomDot Street Team
I think every Mr. Right has gas that smells like roses to himself! Happy SITS Day!
Cute!lol My husband never has stinky farts, maybe it is because he is always constipated. Opps TMI.
Gotta love getting those types of emails. Yay Mr Right (and more YAYs to you for your feature day)!
I guess all husbands really ARE the same!
Sounds like my husband. His dad calls him UGI direct. All we need to do is hook up the car to his butt and we're in business.
OMG that is too funny! My husband is just the same!
That sounds like my husband, or maybe just all guys in general. Very Funny!
Congrats on you SITS feature!
LOL ,, that's funny and a typical male reaction!!
Though, as another poster mentioned, the gas meter would be going crazy in this house. Another symptom of Menopause, that nobody tells you about!!!
OMG...he is hilarious!!! You must be so skinny from laughing all the time!
Ssshhh... in our case, I think I got that gene...
I love a man with a sense of humor!
It's hard to resist a man in baggy polyesther shorts and a big yellow probe. What a charmer!
very funny
Very funny. Congrats on the Saucy Blog.
but, hey, he makes you laugh!
I'm running behind on congratulating my SITStas this week. So, belated congrats!!
This story is hilarious!
Using Saturday to do all my SITS reading :)!
SOunds like you got a keeper there!
One instance where my "show, don't tell" motto flies out the window. I'd much rather read about the farting...
Sadly, my hubby thinks this joke is more clever in person.
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