This morning I smelled gas in our neighborhood. Mr. Right called the gas company which is "Consumers" for us.
When I got to work I had this email from him -
"Consumers said they received over 500 calls this morning. They think it was a release from a factory but not natural gas because they have not detected any leak indications on any of their metering systems. He said he's been checking houses in the area all morning. He came into the house with some kind of yellow meter with a big stem on it and said there was zero detected gas in the home. Except when I farted".
I edited out the part where he told me I'm the most beautiful woman he has ever seen.
Not sure what factory they are referring to out there in the lakes/green acres area.