Tuesday, August 26, 2008

I highly recommend the 757

Let me just say, that flying Delta on a 757 is the only way to go. Once you get through security and they are done giving you a pap smear, this plane totally makes up for any hurt feelings.

Every seat has it's own TV.

Did you hear me? Every seat. No sharing. Any cable station you want to watch. You can flip over to a map of where your plane is at and how much flight time is left. This is the best part... you can even rent movies from a selection of current rentals for six bucks (no porn tho).

Totally made me forget that I didn't score any Xanax.

Well, that and the cocktails. And the shrimp ceasar salad (don't laugh, yes I bought it, and it had huge real tasty shrimp and I didn't die from eColi).

The commuter plane from Detroit to Cincinnati... not so much. I may or may not have left some groceries at the Cincinnati airport.


TentCamper said...

Each seat should have their own Hula Bobble Dancers.

What is a dirt ass?

I love flying in comfort!!!

Briana said...

Wow, what airline did you fly? I'm jealous - take me!