The Gingerbread Latte at Starbucks is now called the GingerSNAP latte. They have something against bread.
There is really a Chevy Chase Boulevard. Life makes sense now.
I don't eat blue jelly beans. What flavor is blue? It's not blueberry. What is that?
I don't like Christmas wrapping paper with any blue on it. It seems wrong. No, I'm not prejudice against Jewish people.
Only Princess Di could ever pull off blue eyeshadow.
Does it count if you just eat the custard out of a donut?
My New Year's Resolution is to give up Trader Joe's Nutty American Trek Mix. Hold me.
If Mr. Right asks me if I ever took a science class again, I may punch him.
People say there is a grace period after the expiration date on dairy. I'm not ready to live life on that edge.
"Latin is a dead language I always say" Rushmore, 1997
"These are OR scrubs, I just came from work" Rushmore, 1997
"O R they!" Rushmore, 1997
My favorite movie of all time is Rushmore (Jason Schwartzman and Bill Murray, 1997)
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Starbucks screwed with the peppermint mocha too - it's a peppermint twist now. Whatever, Starbucks. I'm still ordering a peppermint mocha and y'all are just gonna have to deal!
Indeed random. Weed is legal in Michigan? Shit, I need to move there
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